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When the holiday party needs flavor, Meltie Butterson delivers. This festive sweatshirt features our favorite dairy daredevil showing up with a smile, a winter hat, and enough buttery charm to smooth over any awkward dinner convo. Surrounded by snowflakes and Christmas trees, Meltie’s here to say: “I didn’t come empty-handed—I came prepared.”
Whether you’re hosting, ghosting, or just vibing with the mashed potatoes, this sweatshirt is your go-to for laughs, warmth, and unapologetic weirdness. It’s the perfect gift for the friend who always brings the good snacks… or the drama.
🎄 Details:
Unisex fit for maximum comfort and chaos
Printed with vibrant, fade-resistant inks
Ideal for holiday parties, gift exchanges, and dramatic exits
Pairs well with candy canes and existential dread
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Meltie Butterson’s Holiday Meltdown Sweatshirt Snowflakes are falling, cheese is melting, and Meltie Butterson is barely holding it together. This hilariously ugly holiday sweatshirt stars Meltie—the world’s most relatable block of butter—decked out in festive gear and slowly succumbing to seasonal chaos. With red mittens, a winter hat, and a smile that screams “I tried,” Meltie is here to remind us that not everything survives the holidays intact.
Whether you're dodging awkward family convos or microwaving mac & cheese in peace, this sweatshirt delivers cozy comfort and unapologetic weirdness. It’s the perfect gift for your quirky cousin, your burnt-out coworker, or anyone who’s ever melted under pressure.
Details:
Unisex fit for maximum comfort and chaos
Printed with vibrant, fade-resistant inks
Ideal for holiday parties, gift exchanges, and dramatic exits
Pairs well with candy canes and existential dread
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs with double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste
- Embroidery or printed chest design options; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and flammability standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
I Brought the Butter Meltie Butterson | Holiday Ugly Sweater Pattern
$50.29