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can you help me with my product description of an ugly sweatshirt design i made with Meltie Butterson. I want it to be playful
Absolutely, Tianna! Let’s make Meltie Butterson the star of your holiday lineup with a product description that’s as cheeky and charming as your design. Here’s a playful draft you can tweak or build on:
Meltie Butterson’s Holiday Meltdown Sweatshirt Snowflakes are falling, cheese is melting, and Meltie Butterson is having a moment. This gloriously goofy holiday sweatshirt features our beloved block of butter—Meltie—decked out in winter gear and slowly surrendering to the seasonal sizzle. With festive red mittens, a cozy hat, and a smile that says “I tried,” Meltie reminds us that not everything survives the holidays intact.
Whether you’re braving the family dinner or just vibing with your microwave mac, this sweatshirt is your go-to for laughs, warmth, and unapologetic weirdness. Ugly? Absolutely. Iconic? You butter believe it.
🎄 Details:
Unisex fit for maximum comfort and chaos
Printed with vibrant, fade-resistant inks
Ideal for holiday parties, gift exchanges, and dramatic exits
Pairs well with candy canes and existential dread
Want me to add SEO tags or a shorter version for Etsy thumbnails? Or maybe a bundle pitch for Meltie + other Toasties?
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Perfect! Here's a playful, SEO-friendly product description for your Meltie Butterson sweatshirt, plus a thumbnail version and suggested tags to boost visibility on Etsy:
🧈 Full Product Description (Playful + SEO-Optimized)
Meltie Butterson’s Holiday Meltdown Sweatshirt Snowflakes are falling, cheese is melting, and Meltie Butterson is barely holding it together. This hilariously ugly holiday sweatshirt stars Meltie—the world’s most relatable block of butter—decked out in festive gear and slowly succumbing to seasonal chaos. With red mittens, a winter hat, and a smile that screams “I tried,” Meltie is here to remind us that not everything survives the holidays intact.
Whether you're dodging awkward family convos or microwaving mac & cheese in peace, this sweatshirt delivers cozy comfort and unapologetic weirdness. It’s the perfect gift for your quirky cousin, your burnt-out coworker, or anyone who’s ever melted under pressure.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs with double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste
- Embroidery or printed chest design options; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and flammability standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Just Slidin' Through Meltie Butterson | Holiday Ugly Sweater Pattern
$50.29